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I run a pointless blog, reblog to the max and I make pointles sexual jokes that are so out of context your hair will probably fall out or some shit.

In my feed you will see a mixture of different fandoms, feels gifs, and some depressing or meaningful shitness.

I do roleplay and cosplay, so if you would roleplay any character, just message me.
Apr 18 '14

aqua:

mikustache:

I cannot wait for those cisphobic, heterophobic asses to have kids.

and they end up having a straight cis male child

haha

damn my child has fundamental human rights and is going to live a life free of oppression what a kick in the balls what a truly terrible thing 2 wish on someone

Apr 18 '14

waterking:

what the fuck

Apr 18 '14

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

image

WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

Apr 18 '14
mamaeren:

This is quite possibly the most unsettling thing in I’ve seen in Homestuck. 
It is incredibly powerful, and it invokes a feeling of emptiness and panic. In all 6,000 pages of Homestuck there has never been a time where you have truly lost track of someone. They are never lost, because somehow the narrator always manages to find them again.
The line “John Egbert has gone missing” is the realization that you are no longer in control.

mamaeren:

This is quite possibly the most unsettling thing in I’ve seen in Homestuck. 

It is incredibly powerful, and it invokes a feeling of emptiness and panic. In all 6,000 pages of Homestuck there has never been a time where you have truly lost track of someone. They are never lost, because somehow the narrator always manages to find them again.

The line “John Egbert has gone missing” is the realization that you are no longer in control.

Apr 18 '14

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

Apr 18 '14

poryqon:

Me: *tells mean joke*

Person: thats not nice

Me: image

Apr 18 '14
hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(Source: heyfunniest)

Apr 18 '14

raspbeary:

raspbeary:

what do straight ppl do for fun?

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Apr 18 '14

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

Apr 18 '14

theblackship:

chongthenomad:

milk-drink:

This is, and forever will be, one of my favourite movie scenes ever.

Motherfucker do you comprehend the intensity of that scene? Do you?

They pictured the feeling of tasting something that takes you way fucking back in time and makes you remember a certain moment of your life, a taste so comforting that makes you remember how happy you were back then.

MOTHER FUCKING PIXAR.

AND THE THING IS

OUT OF ALL OF THE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE IMPRESSED EGO

IT WAS A SIMPLE DISH THAT WAS CONSIDERED A ‘PEASANT’ DISH.

FUCKING PIXAR YO.

(Source: damagaladriel)